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Poetry about forum members

Ahahahaha, ahahahaa!

Very good. I bow before your superior poetry skills, bow I do say! Oh wait, I'm a midget! I don't need to bow, since I can hardly see past your knees.
 
Furretsu said:
thanks man I feel really loved :(
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Oh you want TWO POEMS do you?

Furret Realizes

Time, motherfuckers
Time is running out
Why doesn't anyone realize this?
Why doesn't anyone realize this?
Only Furret knows...
that...
Time is short
But who listens to Furret?
Listen to Furret...
when he speaks...
about...
Time, motherfuckers

Walk, Walker, Walk

Walker went for walkies in the woods
He met a guy who was taking his dog for walkies.
A poodle.
A black poodle.
The man with the dog said:
"Who is taking you for walkies."
and he didn't use an exclamation mark because he was that kind of man.
And Walker said:
"Walk, idiot, walk."
And the dog said:
"I like going for walkies."

Arylett Dawnsburra

I met Arylett Dawnsburra once
At first, I thought her name was Dawnsborough
But I asked her about it
I asked if her name was Dawnsborough
But no.
Her name is Dawnsburra
That's what they say.


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Oh yeah, guys. If you haven't noticed, I'm pretty bad at remembering who I want to write poems about, so it really helps if you remind me.
 
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I find these to be completely amusing :D

Ah, thank you for the wonderous time I had reading these poems.
 
C. Niall DeMentia

I met him once
He was in a dream I had.
I met him through my good friend Delyria
She is very pretty.
She introduced him by saying:
"This is your future."'
I was sad
But she convinced me that he's a pretty decent guy.


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PK poem coming sometime.
 
Vladimir Putin's Carebox

Would you like to see Vladimir Putin's Carebox?
It looks like this:

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See, how small it is!
And it's empty.
 
Music Dragon said:
C. Niall DeMentia

I met him once
He was in a dream I had.
I met him through my good friend Delyria
She is very pretty.
She introduced him by saying:
"This is your future."'
I was sad
But she convinced me that he's a pretty decent guy.
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Haha, awesome. Much better than anything I could have written.

Terry. T. said:
I want a poem, a REAL BIG ONE! Maybe I'll help you.
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For Christ's sake, come out of Terryland and get some manners. You're like this in every thread you post in. :\
 
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