What Pokemon move would you learn in real life?

[RainbowRayquaza]

Transform, Fly and Teleport are the obvious ones. If I couldn't have Fly or Teleport I'd have Extremespeed which would hopefully be kinda like teleporting anyway.
Crunch would be cool for like biting through walls and stuff.
And Thunder 'cause I wanna summon lightning bolts!

 

[Jester]

Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot.

In all seriousness. Teleport. Psycho Cut. Heart Swap. Leaf Blade.

 

[MindIce]

Probably shadow sneak.

Always did want to know what it's like to be a shadow.

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

:o

But it is a proficient jumper, and the Japanese name of Fly translates to "Sky Jump".

Metronome. Though I'd have to practice so that I could gain some measure of control over it.

 

[1. Luftballon]

so the equivalent of fly in japanese is what this one does?

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

...What? I can't see how that relates to Sky Jump.

 

[1. Luftballon]

he does giant somersaults.

 

[Celebi96]

Seed Flare.

Sucks in toxic gas and unleashes OXEGEN!!!!!!!
Help the enviroment.

 

[Munchkin]

If I could choose any move, Transform would, again, be the obvious choice.
Or Vine Whip, or Charge =x

Chatter would fit me well, though xP

 

[kyogre77]

uuh, double team?!

id like to split myself in two and have a parallel existence. :p

 

[RespectTheBlade]

Most likely any status move that causes temporary Paralysis.

Mimic would be fun as well
Mimic would be fun as well
Stop that
Stop that
.............
fine.

 

[Starshine]

Splash. Then, I'd turn into a magikarp and evolve, then pwn everyone with it :D

In all seriousness, probably Rain Dance, so in the summer when the weather is roasting us all alive, I'd have my own personal rainstorm I could can upon whenever I want. :D

 

[Ether's Bane]

Protect. Who wouldn't love their very own force field?

 

[ZimD]

I think you mean...

Harden
Pound
Pound
Pound
Pound
Pound
Beat up
Hydro Pump
Rest
Snore
Sleep Talk

Repeat.

harden
growth
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
string shot
minimize

8D

 

[Queen Fyora]

METRONOME METRONOME METRONOME. Maybe Fly, too.

 

[Enkoe]

Transform, Conservation I & II, Judgement.

 

[shadow_lugia]

Cross Chop

Magma Storm

Shadwo Punch.

Focus Punch. (FALCON PAAAWWWNCH!!)

"Shadwo Punch"? Typo. :P

At least I actually hold a Brown Belt in karate. AXE KICK, ARM BAR, ECT, GO!

"ECT"? Typo. :P

I mostly just wanted to say that, but Teleport would be awesome. I hate any physical exercise and I have chicken legs and I don't need it anyway, so there. You don't know how many times I've wanted to just Teleport from the bus stop to my house.

 

[Anomaly 54]

Teleport
Me: "Oh snap I missed the bus"
*When the bus arrives at school*
Me: "Gee, you took your time"

Draco Meteor
Me: "Shut up"
Joel: "Blah blah blah"
*Blah blah blah goes on for several minutes*
Me: "I said, shut up"
BOOM


Thunderwave & Confuse Ray to stall people.

I'd join the army, just Teleport into the enemy base, paralyze 'em, Teleport out and fire off a meteor or two...hundred

 

[tymer55]

Fly Transform close combat Surf Ice beam and volt tackle

 

[The Meme]

Transform, Mind Reader, Teleport, Counter.

I SUCK competitively.