Crazy Linoone
broke ASB
Re: Pokémon Registration Office
Changing Death Canyon’s signature attribute (which hasn’t been approved yet, so I’m allowed!)
[Death Canyon] Porygon-Z (-)
Ability: Download
Signature Attribute: Firewall Mode: XXX MAXIMUM STRENGTH XXX
It’s a fact that the internet is a scary place. Besides containing many pictures of fluffy kittens, countless distracti
uh, what was I doing? Right. Besides containing all that entertaining stuff, there’s also rather nasty stuff like never ending streams of pop-ups full of pictures of scantily dressed women, emails from princes in some foreign country or another, and fake anti-viruses that attempt to shut down your computer unless you install another fake anti-virus on to your computer.
Linoone is tired of all this crap.
After seeing one too-many porygons being ruined by viruses and whatnot, Linoone decided to do something about it. All porygons came equipped with a preinstalled firewall, but it is usually turned off for porygons meant for competitive battling to decrease the load on the CPU and increase running speed. Well, Linoone decided to turn the firewall back on.
And promptly broke something.
Minimum strength is the setting of firewall recommended for normal use, and it was also what Linoone was planning on giving Death Canyon. The only problem was that, being awesomely smart, Linoone decided to mess with the code of the operating system itself instead of the using the GUI like normal people would do. What Linoone managed to turn on wasn’t minimum strength firewall. It was XXX MAXIMUM STRENGTH XXX, a bit of excess code that the developers forgot to take out. XXX MAXIMUM STRENGTH XXX is a good firewall -- it blocks absolutely everything, perhaps too much of everything. It even expands to protect all computers connected to Canyon. However, such as awesome firewall was disabled for a reason. It was just too CPU intensive. To start the running the firewall, Death Canyon will burn up its battery reserves like mad and also becomes quite slow.
Effects: The moment Death Canyon is sent out in battle, Death Canyon and its allies are surrounded by a shimmering wall of energy made out of glowing numbers and characters. While the Firewall is up, all of Death Canyon’s allies and Death Canyon are protected from all effects of all non-damaging moves not targeting the user of said moves, including but not limited to major status conditions, Attraction, Confusion, Curse, Encore, Flinch, Leech Seed, Nightmare, Perish Song, Taunt, Torment, and stat drops, Heal Pulse, Helping Hand, and Swagger. If hit by an attack that is blocked, the spot where the wall is hit will briefly glow red and give out a warning beep.
Death Canyon’s base speed will be halved and it will lose 5% energy during the first action it is sent out as it focuses its CPU power to start the firewall. Due to all modern porygons’ multitasking abilities, Death Canyon can still be commanded and act normally this action. Death Canyon will lose 1% energy for each action the Firewall is active. Due to the incomplete nature of the code, the Firewall will abruptly shut off after 5 actions. Death Canyon can be ordered to turn off the Firewall at any time; doing so does not take an action.
If Death Canyon uses the move Safeguard, the Firewall will be restarted instead of a Safeguard forming.
(Porygon-Zs can’t learn Safeguard)
Changing Death Canyon’s signature attribute (which hasn’t been approved yet, so I’m allowed!)
[Death Canyon] Porygon-Z (-)
Ability: Download
Signature Attribute: Firewall Mode: XXX MAXIMUM STRENGTH XXX
It’s a fact that the internet is a scary place. Besides containing many pictures of fluffy kittens, countless distracti
uh, what was I doing? Right. Besides containing all that entertaining stuff, there’s also rather nasty stuff like never ending streams of pop-ups full of pictures of scantily dressed women, emails from princes in some foreign country or another, and fake anti-viruses that attempt to shut down your computer unless you install another fake anti-virus on to your computer.
Linoone is tired of all this crap.
After seeing one too-many porygons being ruined by viruses and whatnot, Linoone decided to do something about it. All porygons came equipped with a preinstalled firewall, but it is usually turned off for porygons meant for competitive battling to decrease the load on the CPU and increase running speed. Well, Linoone decided to turn the firewall back on.
And promptly broke something.
Minimum strength is the setting of firewall recommended for normal use, and it was also what Linoone was planning on giving Death Canyon. The only problem was that, being awesomely smart, Linoone decided to mess with the code of the operating system itself instead of the using the GUI like normal people would do. What Linoone managed to turn on wasn’t minimum strength firewall. It was XXX MAXIMUM STRENGTH XXX, a bit of excess code that the developers forgot to take out. XXX MAXIMUM STRENGTH XXX is a good firewall -- it blocks absolutely everything, perhaps too much of everything. It even expands to protect all computers connected to Canyon. However, such as awesome firewall was disabled for a reason. It was just too CPU intensive. To start the running the firewall, Death Canyon will burn up its battery reserves like mad and also becomes quite slow.
Effects: The moment Death Canyon is sent out in battle, Death Canyon and its allies are surrounded by a shimmering wall of energy made out of glowing numbers and characters. While the Firewall is up, all of Death Canyon’s allies and Death Canyon are protected from all effects of all non-damaging moves not targeting the user of said moves, including but not limited to major status conditions, Attraction, Confusion, Curse, Encore, Flinch, Leech Seed, Nightmare, Perish Song, Taunt, Torment, and stat drops, Heal Pulse, Helping Hand, and Swagger. If hit by an attack that is blocked, the spot where the wall is hit will briefly glow red and give out a warning beep.
Death Canyon’s base speed will be halved and it will lose 5% energy during the first action it is sent out as it focuses its CPU power to start the firewall. Due to all modern porygons’ multitasking abilities, Death Canyon can still be commanded and act normally this action. Death Canyon will lose 1% energy for each action the Firewall is active. Due to the incomplete nature of the code, the Firewall will abruptly shut off after 5 actions. Death Canyon can be ordered to turn off the Firewall at any time; doing so does not take an action.
If Death Canyon uses the move Safeguard, the Firewall will be restarted instead of a Safeguard forming.
(Porygon-Zs can’t learn Safeguard)