ASB Mafia: Day I

[blazheirio889]

Certainly possible, but incredibly unlikely. Not only are the chances very slim that both healers would target the same person, but I doubt that clashing Wishes would behead someone and leave teeth marks...?

Edit: Kratos post-ninja'd me. :(

 

[Karkat Vantas]

True. Sorry to bother you.

While it may be heated debate, I'm still not believeing that removing the head was that great of an idea.

Did I mention I'm not Mafia?

 

[Clover]

Hmmm... Kam sure is insistent over not being mafia...

Thanks for reminding me, Kratos :p

 

[Coloursfall]

Okay Kam is getting reaaaaally suspicious with the 'oh btw I'm not mafia.' Thus...

I Nominate Kam.

...*shrugs* hey someone had to do it.

 

[JackPK]

Assuming that healer clash will be described as distinct from brutal murder, as it usually is, it's pretty safe to say that Animorph did not die of healer clash. I think someone brought this up before...?

Unless Negrek is toying with us and Animorph died of healer clash and then some big fish happened across his corpse and took a bite out.

But yeah. The odds are incredibly likely that MurrMurr(r) hasn't been transformed yet, and that was the "if" statement I was trying to explore.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Okay Kam is getting reaaaaally suspicious with the 'oh btw I'm not mafia.' Thus...

I Nominate Kam.

...*shrugs* hey someone had to do it.

Really? But I'm really not Mafia. ): Why don't you belive me, fool?

 

[blazheirio889]

I was hoping someone would do that, because I sure don't want to nominate someone who turned out to be innocent :U But yeah, Kam's constant "I'm not Mafia!" is ringing an alarm bell in my mind (not to mention it's getting repetitive and kinda annoying).

I second Kam's nomination.

 

[Sylph]

I SECOND THE NOM

 

[Karkat Vantas]

...I'm so screwed.

 

[Coloursfall]

Well if you aren't mafia, my apologies. *pats her Persian's head* But you are acting very suspicious.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Really? What makes you think that?

*hides gun*

 

[Ven]

Oh, we will see Kam *Nods at Scyther* we will see...

 

[Blaziking the God General]

Well it's only the first round. At least it's not like the entire Icalasari vs ECM last year. That was kind of obnoxious.

 

[Exdeath]

Ah, I remember that.

Personally, I'm not fully convinced of this whole Kam=Mafia thing; people have acted suspiciously and outright lied in the past, but turned out to be innocent anyway (Flareth comes to mind).

However, I don't agree with first-round nominations in general, so do what you will.

 

[Zora of Termina]

*walks in*

Well. This'll teach me to actually get on to check if the thread is up before I get busy again, now won't it?

First of all, I third/fourth/whatever Kam's nomination. You don't just go walking into a Mafia game saying "I'm not Mafia". It usually means you are, and even if you are not it just makes you look suspicious.

 

[Bluberry Bat]

Hey Kam no matter what you are you don't reference what you are. :U Or aren't. Or anything close. Fifth to lopping off his head, even though I bet he's innocent arh ha ha high tension times man HIGH TENSION GYAH.

 

[Crazy Linoone]

TO THE GUILLOTINE!

But wait. Maybe Kam's MurrMurr(r). He'd want us to loop off his head so that he will win.

Dammit. This is too hard. I'm not going to nominate anyone for now....

EDIT: Oh wait, just reread the rules. Logic fail. Ignore me.

Seconding Kam's nomination

 

[Chiropter]

Well, huh.

Nothing to add that hasn't already been said, really. Animorph's dead, that sucks, random nominations, sorry Kam if you're innocent, and blah blah blah.

But wait!... maybe Kam is actually MurrMurr(r), and was attacked by the mafia last night, and is simply acting suspicious to attract our ire! And Animorph died of an extremely unlikely double Wish that... bit his head off and... okay, maybe not.

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

TO THE GUILLOTINE!

But wait. Maybe Kam's MurrMurr(r). He'd want us to loop off his head so that he will win.

Dammit. This is too hard. I'm not going to nominate anyone for now....

EDIT: Oh wait, just reread the rules. Logic fail. Ignore me.

Seconding Kam's nomination

That's right cuz im MurrMurr

the right thing to say is: TO THE GUILLOTINE!

 

[Ether's Bane]

Kam is obviously not Mafia, guys. It's a ploy.