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originally from England, Zoroark now resides in Asber, where he is employed as an elite referee and runs a game corner. About 5'9" tall, he has short, slightly messy, dark brown hair, brown eyes, and rectangular glasses. His favourite Pokémon include Meowth, Lucario, Alakazam, Zoroark, Weavile, Scrafty, Blaziken and Floatzel, and his first Pokémon in Asber were Felix, Nikolai and Megumi. His favourite type is Dark, followed by Fire, Psychic and Dragon.

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Felix Yusupov ♂
Ability: Pickup
named after an insanely rich Russian nobleman who organised the assassination of Rasputin.

Megumi Kitaniji ♂
Ability: Inner Focus
"now, Player, we play for keeps."
Move Mod: Me Time Is Free Time
named after one of the major villains from The World Ends With You.
Theme Music: The World Ends With You- Déjŕ Vu

Nikolai ♂
Ability: Synchronise
"ah, my lovely witches!~".
Body Mod: Hyperinquisitiveness
named after a playable character from Luminous Arc.

Tommy Wiseau ♂
Ability: Illusion
named after Tommy Wiseau of The Room fame, the greatest actor in the world.

Gimme Cat ♂
Ability: Limber
"meow! I'm mad!!".
named after an enemy from Final Fantasy IX, a cat who tricks the player into giving it valuable items and then runs away.
Theme Music: Final Fantasy IX - Battle Theme

Hindenburg ♂
Ability: Aftermath
a class of zeppelin airship made in the 1930s.

Ability: Download
Move Mod: Download Freeware
a unit of data equivalent to a billion gigabytes.

Lutra ♂
Ability: Swift Swim
Lutra Lutra, the European otter.

Aeris Gainsborough ♀
Ability: Static
"you're so cute, Miss Cloud."
named after Aeris Gainsborough from Final Fantasy VII.

Jenkem ♂
Ability: Levitate
Body Mod: Psychedelic Smog
jenkem is a fictional hallucinogenic drug from Internet hoaxes and media outcries, made by fermenting human sewage for months and then inhaling the fumes.

Vosseledone ♂
Ability: Sniper
I... don't even know what this stupid name is. A genus of octopus maybe. I just wanted to name the damn thing something :B

Schist ♂
Ability: Solid Rock
some variety of rock.

Seto Kaiba ♂
Ability: Pickup
antihero in the YuGiOh! anime who is very snooty and rich. This is turned up to eleven in the parody series, YuGiOh!: The Abridged Series.

Cloud Strife ♂
Ability: Trace
Body Mod: Buster Sword
named after the protagonist of Final Fantasy VII, who weilds a ridiculously oversized sword.
Theme Music: Final Fantasy VII - Boss Theme

Freya Crescent ♀
"to be forgotten is worse than death."
Ability: Sand Veil
named after Freya Crescent from Final Fantasy IX, member of a rodent-like race called the Burmecians.
Theme Music: Final Fantasy IX: Freya's Theme

Charlotte ♀
Ability: Insomnia
as in the book Charlotte's Web. Which I haven't ever read in my life. I just needed a name for my spider. :V

Phoenix Wright ♂
Ability: Blaze
has evidence to back up his points. But by "evidence" I mean fireballs.
protagonist of the first three Ace Attorney games.

Theme Music: Won the Lawsuit! - The Victory Does Not End

Miles Edgeworth ♂
Ability: Tangled Feet
"I believe the correct term here is 'You fail'".
prosecutor in the first Ace Attorney game, central character in the next two, and protagonist of the most recent and next-coming. He wears a cravat that looks like Pidgey's chest feathers a bit :3
Theme Music: Solution! - Splendid Deduction

Franziska von Karma ♀
Ability: Intimidate
will not stand for your foolish foolery.
another prosecutor from the Ace Attorney series, who has a whip that she likes to use on anyone whose foolery she will not tolerate.

Theme Music: Great Revival - Franziska von Karma

Manfred von Karma ♂
Ability: Levitate
yet another prosecutor. Father of Franziska, and Miles Edgeworth's mentor. Incredibly underhand, sinister, and menacing, like a Gengar. (SPOILER) also dead.
Theme Music: Court - Guardians of the Law

Godot ♂
Ability: Intimidate
"A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets".
Body Mod: Funky Eyegear
OH WAIT ANOTHER PROSECUTOR. Not sure why he's a Shinx tbh :v
Theme Music: Godot - The Fragrance of Dark Coffee

Kay Faraday ♀
Ability: Inner Focus
"you can call me Kay, 'kay?".
Move Mod: Great Truth Burglar
named after Kay Faraday from Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, a self-proclaimed master thief who only steals to expose criminals and stuff.
Theme Music: Kay Faraday - The Great Truth Burglar (with lyrics)

Ema Skye ♀
Ability: Adaptability
"Quiet please... It's snack time".
the assistant from the final case of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
Theme Music: Ema Skye - Turnabout Sisters Theme 2005

Detective Gumshoe ♂
Ability: Pickup
bumbling yet lovable detective from the Ace Attorney series.
Theme Music: Detective Gumshoe - I Can Do It When It Counts, Pal!

Jean Armstrong♀
Ability: Serene Grace
creepily androgynous French chef from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney- Trials and Tribulations.
Theme Music: Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations - Trés Bien

Apollo Justice ♂
Ability: Swarm
protagonist of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. His fringe looks a little like the Ledyba line's antennae.
Theme Music: Won the Lawsuit! - Our Victory

Quercus Alba ♂
Ability: Chlorophyll
(SPOILER) main antagonist of Ace Attorney Investigations who looks alarmingly like a Shiftry.
Theme Music: Quercus Alba - The Enemy Who Surpasses the Law

Shi-Long Lang ♂
Ability: Quick Feet
Move Mod: Lang Zi Says
Interpol agent from Ace Attorney Investigations. Overly obsessed with what Lang Zi said.
Theme Music: Shi-Long Lang - Speak Up, Pup!

Sho Minamimoto ♂
Ability: Pressure
"any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon".
a main antagonist in The World Ends With You. Obsessed with mathematics and has an alternate form that looks like a lion.

Theme Music: Someday (The World Ends With You)

Neku Sakuraba ♂
Ability: Adaptability
"I am not a spicy tuna roll!".
protagonist of The World Ends With You. Somewhat dark and emo, but eventually learns to open up.
Theme Music: The World Ends With You - Twister

Yoshiya Kiryu ♂
Ability: Trace
"but Neku, I thought you couldn't afford to lose? Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world".
partner character from The World Ends With You.
Theme Music: The World Ends With You - Calling

Shiki Misaki ♀
Ability: Cute Charm
"Pants. Off. NOW!".
partner character from The World Ends With You.
Theme Music: The World Ends With You - Long Dream

Beat ♂
Ability: Rock Head
"hook me up wid sum curry, yo"
central character in The World Ends With You who is cery thick-headed and has a skull on the front of his cap.

Theme Music: The World Ends With You - Transformation

Little Mac ♂
Ability: Guts
main character of Punch-Out!!.
Theme Music: Punch-Out!! Wii Theme

Mr Sandman ♂
Ability: Insomnia
"tell yo' FACE to leave mah fists alone".
Move Mod: Dreamland Express
Body Mod: WVBA World Champion
final opponent in Punch-Out!! Wii, and next-to-last in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!. His gimmick is putting people "to sleep" by punching them.
Theme Music: Punch-Out!! - Mr Sandman's Theme

Soda Popinski ♂
Ability: Anger Point
"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!".
Move Mod: Za Moyo Zdorovye!
Russian opponent from the Punch-Out!! series. Originally known as "Vodka Drunkenski", but due to alcohol censorship and offending the Russkies he was changed to Soda Popinski. So he gets smashed on soda. Yup.
Theme Music: Punch-Out!! - Soda Popinski's Theme

Great Tiger ♂
Ability: Pure Power
"is bache ko bolo ki apni maa ka dudh peeke ayee!".
Indian opponent from Punch-Out!!. Wears a turban, which Meditite's head looks like.

Theme Music: Punch-Out!! - Great Tiger's Theme

King Hippo ♂
Ability: Pickup
Enormous fighter from Punch-Out!! who eats a lot.
Theme Music: Punch-Out!! - King Hippo's Theme

Aran Ryan ♂
Ability: Moxie
"keep hittin' me - I love it".
Irish opponent from Punch-Out!! Wii. Fights very dirty.
Theme Music: Punch-Out!! - Aran Ryan's Theme

Cecil Harvey ♂
Ability: Poison Point
named after the protagonist of Final Fantasy IV.
Theme Music: Final Fantasy IV - Battle Theme

Cruithne ♀
Ability: Levitate
"but which moon are we talkin' about?".
3753 Cruithne, a Near Earth Asteroid mistakenly thought to be Earth's second moon.

Quoth ♂
Ability: Super Luck
quoth the raven: "nevermore".

Faris Scherwiz ♀
Ability: Pickup
Body Mod: Gender Cloak
a player character from Final Fantasy V. She are pirate.

Syldra ♀
Ability: Intimidate
a sea monster from Final Fantasy V who is Faris' childhood friend.

Ability: Clear Body
an alloy of silver and gold, the Beldum line's shiny colours.

The Sugar Puffs Monster ♂
Ability: Static
mascot of Sugar Puffs cereal, who bears a striking resemblance to Electivire.

Longcat ♂
Ability: Keen Eye
is looooong.

Axel ♂
Ability: Blaze
"got it MEMORISED?"
member of Organisation XIII from Kingdom Hearts II, who controls fire.

Theme Music: Kingdom Hearts II - Thirteenth Struggle

Gelert ♂
Ability: Early Bird
dog from an old Welsh legend about a king who returned home to find his dog soaked in blood and his son missing, and killed the dog believing it to have killed his son. He then heard the boy crying, and discovered him alive and well next to the corpse of a wolf the dog had saved him from.

Bahamut ♂
Ability: Anger Point
regular summon from the Final Fantasy series, known as the king of dragons.

Alodea ♂
Ability: Poison Point
a genus of plants I saw in a Biology textbook once and liked the sound of.

Simon Belmont ♂
Ability: Inner Focus
protagonist of Castlevania.
Theme Music: Super Castlevania IV - Simon's Theme

Ramblin' Evil Mushroom ♂
Ability: Effect Spore
mushroomoid enemy from EarthBound.
Theme Music: EarthBound - Battle Against a Mobile Opponent

Mr Saturn ♂
Ability: Sand Veil
"ZOom BOiNG DinG".
race of creatures in the Mother series who are basically tiny heads with whiskers and feet.

Theme Music: EarthBound - Hi Hi Hi (Saturn Valley)

Mr Batty ♂
Ability: Unaware
batlike enemy from Mother 3.
Theme Music: MOTHER 3 - Mr Batty Twist

Snacker ♂
Ability: Rough Skin
shark from Banjo-Kazooie.
Theme Music: Banjo-Kazooie: Rusty Bucket Bay

Boggy ♂
Ability: Snow Cloak
polar bear from the snow level of Banjo-Kazooie.
Theme Music: Banjo-Kazooie - Freezeezy Peak

Fireheart ♂
Ability: Adaptability
fights well for a kittypet.
main character of the Warrior Cats books. The ones I've read anyway.

Lionheart ♂
Ability: Adaptability
deputy of ThunderClan from the first few chapters of Into The Wild.

Bluestar ♀
Ability: Adaptability
leader of ThunderClan in the first five Warrior Cats books.

Spottedleaf ♀
Ability: Adaptability
medicine cat of ThunderClan in the first Warrior Cats book.

Runningnose ♀
Ability: Adaptability
medicine cat of ShadowClan. Even though he can't cure his own cold.

Skops ♂
Ability: Sniper
boss of the fifth world in Rayman, the best game ever made.

Theme Music: Rayman - Skops is Going to be Sorry

Mr Creosote ♂
Ability: Liquid Ooze
character from a sketch in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life who eats until he explodes. It's better than it sounds.

L'espirit D'escalier ♂
Ability: Own Tempo
Body Mod: Presque Vu
French for "staircase wit", the phrase for those times when you think of a witty response to someone but only after the conversation is over and everyone's left.

Moar Krabs ♂
Ability: Shell Armour
a YouTube fad involving Mr Krabs in a weird pose, flipping and distorting to the tune of "Gentle Breeze" from Trauma Centre: Under The Knife 2.

Theme Music: Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2 - Gentle Breeze

Shellder ♂
Ability: Skill Link
named after Shellder, the Pokémon that it is. ...well okay I havent thought of a name for it yet.

Kabuto ♂
Ability: Swift Swim
see above. But replace "Shellder" with "Kabuto".

Nostalgia Critic ♂
Ability: Pressure
"hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to".
one of That Guy With The Glasses' characters in a show where he reviews old TV shows and movies. Usually awful ones.

Snivy ♂
Ability: Overgrow
yeah, no name for this either.

Oshawott ♂
Ability: Torrent
or this.

Notch ♂
Ability: Sand Force
Internet alias of Markus Alexej Persson, creator of Minecraft, the other greatest game ever made.
Theme Music: Minecraft Everyday

Ability: Hustle

Yami ♂
Ability: Mummy
Japanese for "darkness" or something. And looks like "Yamask". Yeah I suck at nicknames.

Ace Denchura ♂
Ability: Compoundeyes
pet detective

Quina Quen ♀
Ability: Own Tempo
"I do what I want. You have problem?".
a playable character from Final Fantasy IX with a long, hanging-out tongue who likes to eat strange things.
Theme Music: Final Fantasy IX - Quina's Theme

Raocow ♂
Ability: Own Tempo
"right, Charlie?".
named after an incredibly eccentric French-Canadian LPer. Seriously look him up on YouTube, cat planet cat planet.
Theme Music: Raocow's Sand Canyon

Ability: Iron Fist
אמת (emet), Hebrew for "truth", is the word that must be written on a golem's head to animate it. Removing the א turns it into מת (met), meaning "death", and deactivates it.

Pinky ♂
Ability: Keen Eye
gee Bwain, wot d'you wonna do t'night?
Theme Music: Pinky and the Brain Theme

The Brain ♂
Ability: Guts
the same thing we do every night, Pinky; try to take over the world.
Theme Music: Pinky and the Brain Theme

Last edited by Not Meowth; 05-12-2011 at 12:06 AM.